AFTER THE PARTY.
Mater (aroused by the Horse pulling up). "Whit's the Matter, Guidman?—Onything Wrang?"
Pater (bringing his Faculties to a Focus). "Let us just Consuder the recent Circumstances. Was oor John in the Gig when we Startet frae Ardrishaig?"
"Oor John" was in the Gig—when they Started!