THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID.
Her Ladyship. "I'm so glad you are coming to our Concert in the Schoolroom to-night, Price! Miss Davey, the great Contralto from London, is coming to help us, you know!"
Old Servant. "Yes, my Lady, we was a saying in the Servants' 'all as we felt very hanxious about 'er. They don't appreciate anything really Fust-rate down 'ere. Now you and Miss Hemmar always takes beautiful, my Lady!"