RETALIATION.
Cabby. “Wha’s this for, Lady? Which my Fare’s Two Shill——”
Old Lady (quite able to take care of herself). “I beg your pardon, Cabman. I know the Distance—it’s not Three Miles by Two Hundred Yards. Please knock at the——”
Cabby. “Ugh! Y’ ’on’t hev a Double Knock, I can tell yer that!”