MIDDLE AGE.
“You’re getting Long-sighted, Dearest. You’ll have to wear Glasses.”
“Stuff and nonsense! It’s not my sight that’s Long—it’s my Arms that aren’t Long enough!”
Euthanasia.—In a certain Western newspaper we read the following startling announcement, in relation to the decease of a certain lady whose obituary notice appears in its columns:—
“More or less an invalid for a considerable time past, latterly she has been under the care of Mr. —— and Mr. ——, and her death was not therefore altogether unexpected.”
What a lift for the two Medicos mentioned! They, no doubt, are now blessing that Western Editor for inserting this gratuitous tribute to their curative skill. Their motto for the future should be—“Removals conducted with punctuality and dispatch.”