THE LOST RECORD.

(A Chaunt by an ex-Champion.)
Air—"The Lost Chord."

Running one day on the "Cinder,"

I led all the field with ease;

I felt I was going strongly,

I romped in quite "as you please."

I knew not what I was doing,

I was "fit as a fiddle" then,

I never shall make again.

It flooded the sporting papers,

I got the pedestrian palm.

They called me Champion of Champions;

The praise in my ears was balm.

But another "Ped."—confound him!—

"Cut" my record, in our next strife,

By exactly one-tenth of a second.

I should like to have his life!

I was Champion of Champions no longer,

Gone, gone was my pride, my peace.

Oh, the cheers for my hated supplanter!

I thought they would never cease.

I have struggled, but struggled vainly,

By practice and training fine,

To regain once more that "Record,"

Which for a brief month was mine.

It may be the man who licked me

Will be licked by yet better men,

But the "Record" I lost that morning

I never shall win again.


An "Orange Free State" that should have its Liberty Curtailed.—Peel on the pavement.