PUT THIS IN YOUR PIPE.
[Pipe-Major McKellar has thrown doubts upon the pretty and pathetic story of "Jessie Brown of Lucknow.">[
Our faith to the winds you would chuck now,
Concerning that Legend of Lucknow.
That sweet Scottish girl
Never heard the pipes "skirl?"
Come! This is mere sceptical muck now!
The Ross-shire Buffs' slogan I'll wager
Will survive many stories much sager.
Our faith in the tale
Is confirmed, and won't fail
At the word of a single Pipe-Major.