PUT THIS IN YOUR PIPE.

[Pipe-Major McKellar has thrown doubts upon the pretty and pathetic story of "Jessie Brown of Lucknow.">[

Our faith to the winds you would chuck now,

Concerning that Legend of Lucknow.

That sweet Scottish girl

Never heard the pipes "skirl?"

Come! This is mere sceptical muck now!

The Ross-shire Buffs' slogan I'll wager

Will survive many stories much sager.

Our faith in the tale

Is confirmed, and won't fail

At the word of a single Pipe-Major.