"EXCLUSIVE DEALING."
Irish Landlord (boycotted). "Pat, my man, I'm in no end of a hurry. Put the Pony to, and drive me to the Station, and I'll give ye Half a Sovereign!"
Pat (Nationalist, but needy). "Och shure, it's more than me Loife is worth to be seen droiving you, yer Honour. But"—(slily)—"if yer Honour would jist Droive me, maybe it's meself that moight venture it!"