Commercial Candour.
"Real Harris Hand-Knitted Socks, 1s. 6d.: worth 2s. 6d.; unwearable."—Scotch Paper.
Shopkeeper. "Yes, I want a good useful lad to be partly indoors and partly outdoors."
Applicant. "And what becomes of me when the door slams?"
"Real Harris Hand-Knitted Socks, 1s. 6d.: worth 2s. 6d.; unwearable."—Scotch Paper.
Shopkeeper. "Yes, I want a good useful lad to be partly indoors and partly outdoors."
Applicant. "And what becomes of me when the door slams?"