MR. PUNCH ON SILK STOCKINGS.
Dear Mr. Punch,—Your article about Christmas presents was a great success. I took your advice about the silk stockings, and sent the following verses with them, which some of your married readers may care to cut out and keep for future use:—
Your stockings once, on Christmas Eve,
Would hang, your cot adorning,
And Father Christmas, we believe,
Would fill them ere the morning;
But since he spied your dainty toes
To exchange the parts he's willing:
He thinks it's his to send the hose
And yours to find the filling.
He lays his offerings at your feet
And hopes you won't deride them,
For he has nothing half so neat
As you to put inside them.
There! I can only repeat that the results were excellent, and express my gratitude to you for the same.
Yours obediently,
Grateful Husband.
P.S.—The ties I got this time were quite all right; she too must have read your article.