RATIONAL DRESS.
(A Reformer's Note to a Current Controversy.)
Oh, ungallant must be the man indeed Who calls "nine women out of ten" "knock-kneed"! And he should not remain in peace for long, Who says "the nether limbs of women" are "all wrong." Such are the arguments designed to prove That Woman's ill-advised to make a move To mannish clothes. These arguments are such As to be of the kind that prove too much. If Woman's limbs in truth unshapely grow, The present style of dress just makes them so!
QUEER QUERIES.—A Question of Terms.—I am sometimes allowed, by the kindness of a warder, to see a newspaper, and I have just read that some scientific cove says that man's natural life is 105 years. Now is this true? I want to know, because I am in here for what the Judge called "the term of my natural life," and, if it is to last for 105 years, I consider I have been badly swindled. I say it quite respectfully, and I hope the Governor will allow the expression to pass. Please direct answers to Her Majesty's Prison, Princetown, Devon.—No. 67.