A COUNT AND HIS SCHNEIDER.
The Count’s fashioner sent in, the other day, his bill, which was a pretty considerable time overdue, accompanied by the following polite note:—
“Sir,—Your bill having been for a very long time standing, I beg that it may be settled forthwith.
“Yours,
“B——.”
To which Snip received the following reply:—
“Sir,—I am very sorry that your bill should have been kept standing so long. Pray request it to sit down.
“Yours,
“**”