LAST NEW SAYINGS.
Come, none of your raillery; as the stage-coach indignantly said to the steam-engine.
That “strain” again; as the Poor-law Commissioner generously said to the water-gruel sieve.
I paid very dear for my whistle; as the steam-engine emphatically said to the railroad.
Peel for ever! as the church bells joyously said to Conservative hearts.
There is at present a man in New York whose temper is so exceedingly hot that he invariably reduces all his shirts to tinder.