CONS BY OUR OWN COLONEL.
Why is a loud laugh in the House of Commons like Napoleon Buonaparte?—Because it’s an M.P. roar (an Emperor).
Why is a person getting rheumatic like one locking a cupboard-door?—Because he’s turning achy (a key).
Why is one-and-sixpence like an aversion to coppers?—Because it’s hating pence (eighteen-pence).