Survival of the Fittest.

(At a Trial for Murder.)

Oh, dainty product of the March of Progress,

Oh, glorious outcome of the Course of Time,—

The watchful, well-attired Old Bailey ogress,

Still finding sweetest stimulus in—Crime!


SEASONABLE GREETING FOR SPIRITUALISTS.—I wish you a rappy New Year!


METROPOLITAN RAILWAY TYPES.

THE PARTY THAT NEVER SAYS, "THANK YOU!"THE PARTY THAT ALWAYS SAYS, "THANK YOU!"