"A HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
Mr. Punch, loquitur:—
A Happy New Year? I should think so, my boy,
Tossed thus in the arms of your PUNCHY right cheerily,
'Midst all that a youngster should love and enjoy,
At least, you're beginning most merrily.
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You make a good start, anyhow.
With a kiss from the lips that can never betray,
There's many a girl would be greeted that way!
You're welcome, my lad! It is Punch's old style
To hail with stout heart all such annual new-comers;
In winters of chill discontent he'll still smile,
His warmth seems to turn 'em to Summers!
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All doldrums are bosh and bow-wow.
He doesn't mix rue in his big New Year Bowl,
Whose aim is to cheer up the national soul.
Sursum corda! That motto's the best of the bunch;
Make it yours, young New Year, and 'twill keep up your pecker.
Giving way to the Blues, you may take it from Punch,
Never helped one in heart or exchequer,
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You cannot do better, I vow,
Than make that same maxim your boyhood's first rule,
As your very first tip in your very first school.
Don't look like a pedagogue, do I, my lad?
And indeed I am not an Orbilius Plagosus,
Like him who made juvenile FLACCUS so sad.
How well the Venusian knows us!
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He never kissed maid, but somehow
Our Dickensish Season he seemed to divine
With his fondness for friendship, and laughter, and wine.
No, boy, I don't greatly believe in the birch,
(Though sometimes my bâton must play—on rogues' shoulders.)
Love's rather too apt to be left in the lurch
By Orbilian smiters and scolders.
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A kiss is best treatment, I trow.
A salute from the lips of your Punch you'll not spurn,
And the young guests around you shall each take a turn.
The outlook, my lad, seems a little bit drear,
There are clouds and storm-shadows about the horizon,
But—well, you're a chubby and rosy Young Year
As ever your PUNCHY set eyes on.
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You look mighty kissable—now.
So here goes another, for luck like, my dear,
As we wish everybody A Happy New Year!