SEASONABLE.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER is a new irritating and explosive Stimulant.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER is the Universal Restorer.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER sends the sleeping baby instantly flying out of the cradle.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER makes the invalid Grandfather suddenly mount to the fifth storey by leaps and bounds.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER induces immediate influenza.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER turns head-ache into delirium.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER literally blows up the brain tissues.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER sets a whole household on the sneeze.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER establishes fever in the Infant School.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER paralyses the Hippopotamus.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER drives a Chief Justice off the Bench.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER irritates the Solicitor.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER maddens the dentist.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER sets the Archbishop dancing a break-down.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER hurries the Philosopher into a Lunatic Asylum.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER staggers the rising Politician.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER causes the resignation of the Prime Minister.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER makes a four-wheeler cab-horse win the Derby.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER is the sheet-anchor for Practical Jokers.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER may be safely relied on by Master TOMMY.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER, put in the baby's bottle, will divert the Nursery.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER, introduced into the Soup at a dinner-party, will lead to a serious riot in the dining-room.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER, administered in a sandwich, will choke an Uncle.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER is the general disorganiser of every Household.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER.—A Pinch will thoroughly banish sleep for a whole fortnight.
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER.—"An Octogenarian Consumer" writes:—"I was in a comatose condition for twenty years, when I came across your Pepper. I had scarcely tried it ere I bounded up from my arm-chair, and have danced a continual fandango ever since. I carry it loose in all my pockets, and scatter it on all my friends whenever I meet them. This has got me kicked out of all their houses in turn; but I do not in the least mind. I'm as merry and as mad as a March hare—and your Pepper has done it."
PICK-ME-UP PEPPER.—The Proprietors beg to inform their Friends and Patrons that they can supply this highly combustible and explosive compound in felt safety cases, carefully packed at their bomb-proof establishment in Barking Marshes, at the usual retail prices, viz., 1s. 1-1/2d., 2s. 9d., 11s., 21s., and 31s. 6d., &c, &c.