CONFUSION WORSE CONFOUNDED.
Jones. "CON-FOUND IT ALL! SOMEBODY'S TAKEN MY HAT, AND LEFT THIS FILTHY, BEASTLY, SHABBY OLD THING INSTEAD!"
Brown. "A—I BEG YOUR PARDON, BUT THAT HAPPENS TO BE MY HAT!"
Jones. "CON-FOUND IT ALL! SOMEBODY'S TAKEN MY HAT, AND LEFT THIS FILTHY, BEASTLY, SHABBY OLD THING INSTEAD!"
Brown. "A—I BEG YOUR PARDON, BUT THAT HAPPENS TO BE MY HAT!"