DIFFERENCE OF OPINION.
Jones (reading aloud). "'A TRUE, GOOD, NOBLE WOMAN IS EVER READY TO MAKE HERSELF A DOOR-MAT FOR THE MAN SHE LOVES!'... AH, DOLLY, THOSE ARE THE WOMEN WHO MAKE THE BEST WIVES!"
Mrs. J. (who is not of this type). "YES, DEAR—AND THE WORST HUSBANDS!"