SCOTT (ANYTHING BUT) FREE.

["It is human nature, after all. When conscientiously I cannot praise actors or actresses, or authors, they turn their backs upon me. But when conscientiously I am able to draw attention to their great merits, they simply overflow."—Mr. CLEMENT SCOTT, in The Illustrated London News.]

Unlucky Mr. CLEMENT SCOTT!

Since those who act our plays or write them,

Are so exacting that he's got

The greatest trouble to delight them.

When conscience tells him not to praise

They "turn their backs" and will not know him,

When their "great merits" make him raise

His voice—they "simply overflow" him!


NOTE FOR AN IMPERIAL DIARY.—There were just a couple or so of real good wet days for our Imperial and Royal Highnesses. Jupiter Pluvius ladled it out to us unstintingly in Imperial buckets full. Our Cousin German, so affectionately dutiful to "Grandmamma," won't forget La Rain d'Angleterre in a hurry. Mem. Next visit to London, bring fewer uniforms and more waterproofs and umbrellas.