THE GRAND OLD GEORGIE PORGIE.
GEORGIE-PORGIE, GRAND BUT SLY,
KISSED THE GIRLS TO RAISE A CRY;
WHEN THE GIRLS CAME OUT TO PLAY,
GEORGIE-PORGIE RAN AWAY!
DEFINITION OF "STUFF AND NONSENSE."—A Junior urging a ridiculous plea.
THE WINNER OF THE DERBY.—Hugo in future is to be remembered as "Victor Hugo."