"CLERK ME NO CLERKS."

It seems Sir E.C., Q.C., likes

The blatant, brazen, Boothian band,

Admires "abstaining" zeal that strikes

The biggest drum with boldest hand.

He says, "You must not judge some others' case

By tastes much more refined," less commonplace.

Yet, as Sir EDWARD disagrees

With those whose tastes he thus divined,

It's manifestly clear he sees

His taste in music's not "refined."

'Twas written long ago by CHAUCER's pen,

"The gretest clerkes ben not the wisest men."