A TRAGEDY ON THE GREAT NORTHERN.
SCENE—A Third-Class Carriage. TIME—Three Hours before the next Station. DRAMATIS PERSONÆ— Jones and Robinson.
"IT'S THE LAST!—AND IT'S A TÄNDSTICKOR. IT'LL ONLY STRIKE ON THE BOX!"
"STRIKE IT ON THE BOX, THEN;—BUT FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, BE CAREFUL!"
"YES; BUT, LIKE A FOOL, I'VE JUST PITCHED THE BOX OUT OF WINDOW!"