INTERNATIONAL AMENITIES.
Count Peter van Strubel (just arrived in England, in time for Her Grace's Concert). "ACH! TOTCHESS! HOW IS IT ZAT IN ENKLAND YOUR LATIES ARE ZÔH PEAUDIFUL, AND YOUR CHENDLEMEN ZÔH OCKLY?"
Her Grace. "TO-NIGHT NEARLY ALL THE LADIES ARE ENGLISH, COUNT, AND THE GENTLEMEN ARE MOSTLY FOREIGN, AS IT HAPPENS!"