OVIDIUS REMARK.
ALL THE DIFFERENCE.
| Ovid quite at Tomi. | Tomi not quite at Tomi at Ovid. |
(From a confirmed Tea-Drinker, who, suffering from Gout, has been forbidden his favourite beverage.)
DEAR TOPER,—Alas, no more of "The generous" for some time to come, and, what afflicts me most is, I am cut off from my Tea! "What, no soap! So he died." Substitute "Tea" for "Soap," and there I am. My boy TOMMY, who is at home for the holidays, reminds me of what OVID said at Tomi, not to TOMMY, as they were not contemporaries, "Nec tecum vivere possum, nec sine te." For "te" read "tea," and that's my case to a T.
Θαττς 'Ουτις.
Goughty Street, Old Portman Square.
LADY GAY'S SELECTIONS.—Dear Mr. Punch,—And now for another glance at Racing. Next week we have meetings at Stockton and Wolverhampton, and the most important race is the Stockton Handicap, for which I will append my usual poetic selection:—
Stockton Handicap Selection.
A difficult river to cross, I am told,
Is the one that is known as the Styx;
But, if rider and horseman be equally bold,
You can do it by aid of "The Pyx"!
This will rejoice the hearts of my followers, who have been "selectionless" for some weeks, and have therefore been unable to bet, unless they have accepted the absolutely unreliable information given by all the other sporting writers, but never by, yours truly,
LADY GAY.
Nash Hotel, Bournemouth.
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