SUCH A HAPPY FAMILY PARTY—AT CHRISTMAS.
Uncle John (losing his money and his temper). "Now, Jane, do me a Favour for once, and don't show your Hand!"
Aunt Jane (whose best Cards her Partner has invariably over-trumped). "I can't help it. You show your Hands, and I'm sure they're no Beauties!" [After this, there's a prospect of a very pleasant evening.