Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, July 23, 1892

by Various

GUSHING HOSPITALITY. (Time 3 p.m.)

Hospitable Host. "HAVE C'GAR, OLD F'LLA?"

Languid Visitor. "NO—THANKS!"

H.H. "CIGARETTE THEN?"

His Visitor. "NO—THANKS. NEVAR SMOKE 'MEJATELY AFTER BREAKFAST."

H.H. "CAN'T REFUSE A TOOTHPICK, THEN, OLD F'LLA?"

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