Votes and the Man!

"One Man, one Vote!" A fine, fair-sounding plan!

Would we could also get "One Vote, one Man!"

Then we might also reach, "One Vote, one value."

But, England, you have never found, nor shall you,

Alas! (despite the democracy's promoter)

That real manhood always marks the voter;

Or fearing neither knave's device, nor "rough" rage,

We'd trust the State to a true Manhood Suffrage!

First 'Arry. I'll tell you a good name for a Riverside Inn—"The 'Av-a-launch."

Second 'Arry. I'll tell you a better—"The 'Ave-a-lunch." Come along!