Fytte the Second.

"Wire in, my warblers!" PUNCHIUS cried. "To 'wire,'

Though slangy, sounds appropriate to the Lyre."

Then forth there toddled with the mincing gait

Of some fair "Tottering Lily," him, the great

New Bard of Buddha! Grave, and grey of crest.

'Tis he illumes the nubibustic West

With the true "Light of Asia"—or, at least,

Such simulacrum of the effulgent East

As shineth from a homemade Chinese lantern.

No HAFIZ he, or SAADI, yet he can turn

Authentic Sanscrit to—Telegraphese,

And make the Muse a moon-faced Japanese.

Leaderesque love of gentle gush and "Caps.,"

Is blent in him with fondness for the Japs.

"Wah! wah! futtee!—wah! wah, gooroo!" he cried,

And twanged his tinkling orient lyre with pride.