Going with the Times.
The children (periodically) will return to school after the holidays, and "men" will go to Oxford and Cambridge, as occasion requires.
Calls to the Bar by the Benchers of the Inns of Court will add materially to the numbers of the Unemployed.
Several social failures will go to the Colonies, and (like a bad shilling) return again.
Professor Jones will call black white, while Professor Robinson that it is grey.
There will be bags on the moors, and sales at the poulterers'.
The Christmas Numbers will be prepared in May and published in October.
The Divorce Court will be open for the Season, and the Season will amply avail itself of the opportunity.
The year will pass in less than no time, and the Yule-tide greetings will be heard, as it were, shortly after Easter.
Subject for Fancy Picture.—Fined five shillings for swearing. A bench of Magisterial Salmon from the River Tees, after considerable consultation, deciding that they cannot pass over the Dinsdale Dam, but admitted that it was quite allowable for a ladylike Salmon to say to the river, "O you Tees!"
"The Present Times."—Christmas and New Year.
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