WHO WOULD BE AN M.P.?
A Warning to Aspiring Legislators.
Business done.—Appropriation Bill read a Second time.
Friday.—All over. Royal Assent given to Appropriation Bill. Curtain falls on last scene in Act I. of Session 1893; a play in two Acts.
"And whose Session should you say it has been, Toby?" asked Rowton, a man of universal sympathies, and an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
"Mr. G.'s, I suppose. At least, that will be the general verdict. He has outshone himself. Whether you like what he has done or detest it, you must pay homage to the tireless energy, the infinite skill, and the matchless eloquence with which it has been accomplished. Joseph has excelled himself as a Parliamentary force; Prince Arthur has taken a long stride in the direction of establishing himself in position of Leader. These things are obvious, and will be said everywhere. But since you ask me whose Session it has been, I should say it has been Marjoribanks'. It's all very well to have a supreme Parliamentarian leading majority, small but compact. If you haven't got a Whip that can keep them together, who not only has them there on big field night, but always on the spot to repel surprises, where are you? In ordinary times it's comparatively easy to keep the Conservatives in hand, whether in office or out. Out or in the Liberals are skittish. This Session things have been peculiarly critical, as is shown in the cases of Napoleon Boltonparty and the Sententious Saunders. To keep a majority safe and steady at such times requires in a Whip a rare combination of gifts and graces. With the assistance of an excellent team, Marjoribanks has done this. It is a minor Ministerial post, but the service rendered is incalculable. So if you want to name the Session, call it Majoritybanks'."
Expiring Law Continuance Bill passing through Committee.
Business done.—Parliament adjourned till November 2.
Personal Courage.—A Reuter's telegram last week states that "The Brazilian Minister here refuses to be interviewed."