Room-attics.

["Madame Patti caught cold in a damp artist's room."—Weekly Paper.]

O moist, unpleasant artist, you were surely overbold When your rheum—(corrected spelling)—gave our nightingale a cold. When thermometers are falling you'll discover to your cost That a singer who has started damp is bound to be a "frost."


Not a Good Name.—It came out in the Harding-Cox divorce suit that "McNab" was the Scotch equivalent in hotel visitors' books for "Smith" or "Jones." It may be equivalent, but it isn't good for "McNab"; as where Smith and Jones might get off, the Scotchman would be "McNabb'd."