THE ADVANTAGE OF HIGHER EDUCATION.
Eton Boy (who has come to see his Brother at Harrow). "I say, these Floods are stunning! We're all sent home, Four Weeks before the time!"
Harrow Boy (gloomily)."I wish to goodness the Gov'nor had sent me to Eton. We're up on a beastly Hill here, an' no chance of any Floods!"
"The Raiders."—Sure as our Raiders know, just one hundred and nine persons, suspected of resorting to the Albert Club, in Bolt Court, Fleet Street, for the purposes of betting,—much as their betters do elsewhere,—were arrested by the police and walked off to Bridewell. Ominous names for the locality! As they weren't sufficiently "fleet" to run away they couldn't "bolt," and so were all "caught!"