WHERE ARE YOU GOING, REVOLTING MAID?
(New Song to an Old Tune, for the New Woman.)
[The Quarterly Review says that man will not marry the New Woman, which must be the final blow to her ambition.]
"Where are you going, Revolting Maid?" "As far as I may, fair Sir," she said.
"Shall I go with you, Revolting Maid?" "You may follow—behind me, Sir!" she said.
"What is your object, Revolting Maid?" "Emancipation, Sir!" she said.
"Will you marry, Revolting Maid?" "Perhaps—on my own terms, Sir!" she said.
"And what may those terms be, Revolting Maid?" "Absolute Liberty, Sir!" she said.
"Then I shan't wed you, Revolting Maid!" "Did anyone ask you, Sir?" she said.
Title for New London Japanese Journal (Weekly).—"The Happy Dispatch, edited by Hari Kari."