Mr. Punch, on Peeler Piper.
["I wish," said Mr. Lane, the North London magistrate, "to express my sense of the very great courage and resolution exhibited by Constable Piper in this case, under circumstances of considerable pressure, danger, and exhaustion."—Times' Police Report, Sept. 12.]
Peeler Piper prov'd his plucky pecker.
As Peeler Piper prov'd his plucky pecker,
Where's there pluckier pecker
Than Peeler Piper's proved?
Probable Announcement.—New Book:—A Mischievous Medlar. By Leslie Keith, the fruitful Author of A Troublesome Pair.
MANNERS.
"Oh, then I must be on my Best Behaviour, I suppose?"
"Certainly not. Be Natural, whatever you are."