The Cyclist's Cycle.
(An Elderly would-be Wheelman's Experience.)
Discuss the question,—"Why Cycle?" Purchase a roadster,—Buy Cycle! Mount it, and tumble off—Try Cycle! Home bruised and shivering,—Icicle! Read the Lancet, am horrified,—Shy Cycle! Sell off at a sacrifice,—Fie Cycle! And that was the end of my Cycle!