TO A GERMAN GEOGRAPHER.

If mid your foolish change of names

Your ruler takes it ill

That, spoiling all his cherished aims,

Calais is Calais still,

Sir, there's a name supremely pat

Lies ready to your hand;

Call it, and let it rest at that,

The Never Never Land.


"There is a curious discrepancy in the reports of the Kaiser's New Year message to his forces that have reached London."

Irish Times.

The Kaiser has been misled. They have not reached London.