GENERAL PAPER.
(Suggested by the perusal of some recent works on the duties of dominies.)
(1) Describe in detail the best methods of tormenting a master (a) with discretion, (b) without regard for the consequences.
(2) Estimate the disciplinary and moral efficacy of the booby-trap, and give reasons for preferring the liquid to the solid form, or vice versâ.
(3) Shakspeare abandoned poaching for writing plays. Is this a proof of insanity or sheer stupidity?
(4) Give a table of the relative adhesive strengths of cobbler's wax, glue, butter-scotch, caramels and chewing gum.
(5) Milton received £5 for Paradise Lost. Estimate the benefits that would have accrued to this country in the last 250 years if he had been paid £500 to suppress his epic.
(6) Describe the best games suitable for playing in chapel.
(7) Should corporal punishment be inflicted on masters by the head of the form or by the whole form?
(8) Give some account, with dates, of The Jubilee Juggins, Larranaga, Opoponax, Polly Perkins of Paddington Green, Montezuma, Benvenuto Cellini, the Baroness Orczy and Charlie Chaplin.
(9) Explain the mechanism of the saloon pistol, and distinguish between lampoon and lamprey, gargle and gargoyle, catapult and cataclysm.
(10) In what circumstances is a Headmaster justified in running away from school?