The Food-Shortage.
"Wanted, Second-hand Cavity Pan, with agitators complete, for edible purposes."—Manchester Guardian.
"No potatoes are to be served in future at any meal at the Portland Club, St. James's Square."—Westminster Gazette.
Hence the new name for this club—the Devonportland.
"We shall have to work more harder."—Daily Paper.
And some of us will have to write more better English.