One of our Optimists.

"WANTED, few cwt. White Sugar, cart self; pay cash; state price."—Manchester Guardian.


"M. Trepoff accepted the leadership of the Right in the Council of Empire after the party had pledged itself to eschew a retrograd course."—Manchester Evening Chronicle.

Preferring a Petrograd one, of course.


"His Majesty's Government has declared that it is ready to grant sage-conducts to Count Bernstorff and the Embassy and Consular personnel."—Daily Mail.

Hitherto his Excellency has been sadly lacking in this hyphenated article.