SAUCE FOR THE GANDER.
Grocer. "A LITTLE SUGAR WITH MY TART, PLEASE."
Waitress (late grocer's assistant). "CERTAINLY, SIR, IF YOU WILL ALSO TAKE MUSTARD, PEPPER, SALT, YORKSHIRE RELISH AND SALAD DRESSING."
Grocer. "A LITTLE SUGAR WITH MY TART, PLEASE."
Waitress (late grocer's assistant). "CERTAINLY, SIR, IF YOU WILL ALSO TAKE MUSTARD, PEPPER, SALT, YORKSHIRE RELISH AND SALAD DRESSING."