FASHIONS IN THE NEW GERMANY.
[Dr. EUGEN WOLFF has contributed to the Illustrirte Zeitung an article on "How we are to order our External Life in the New Germany," from which we cull the following selected passages.]
Uncle. "WELL, MY BOY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE IN A BATTLE WITH ME? FOLLOW ME—OR RUN AWAY?"
Nephew (carried away by martial enthusiasm and prepared to undertake anything). "BOTH, UNCLE."
Military Policeman. "WHO ARE YOU?"
Muddy Tommy. "THEY CALLS ME—CALLS ME, MIND YER—A BLANKETY LANCER!"