Commercial Candour.
"Abandon housekeeping and live in comfort at the hotel ———.
Not too large to give the best of service, and not too small to be uncomfortable."—Morning Paper.
We feel it to be our patriotic duty to call the attention of the FOOD CONTROLLER to the conduct of a well-known restaurant which blatantly describes itself on a bill of fare as
"THE GORGE AND VULTURE."
"Women lamplighters will shortly be seen in the submarine districts of London."—Bradford Daily Argus.
But to prevent disappointment we ought to mention that this phenomenon can only be witnessed by the Argus-eyed.
