Food Control.
There is no truth in the rumour that there is to be a "sauceless" day for our Post-Office employees.
"The Craven Stakes of 500 sobs."—Evening News (Portsmouth).
Horse-racing in war-time is rather a sorry business.
"A lady giving up her electromobile, on account of the war, which is in good running order...."—Pall Mall Gazette.
We are glad to have this confirmation of reports from General Headquarters.
Skinner. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT THE RATIONING?"
Podmore. "OH, WHEN MEALTIME COMES I TIGHTEN MY BELT."
Skinner. "FROM THE OUTSIDE OR THE INSIDE?"