Another Impending Apology.

"This terrible fire roused hundreds of people from their beds, and a great crowd gathered in the adjoining streets; but Sub-divisional Inspector Stock and Inspector Ping were on the spot within a few months after receiving the call."—Westminster and Pimlico News.


Cowman (to new recruit, Women's Land Army). "You get behind that there water-butt. Mebbe cows won't come in if they see you in that there rig."