THE REST CURE.
TRIBUNALS PLEASE COPY.
"It is understood that the French Consul at Lourenco Marques, M. Savoye, has, owing to ill-health, asked his Government to allow him to return to Army duties."—Cape Times.
"Lady —— set the fashion of arriving at the altar with empty hands. She is the first bride to have had such an important wedding without the etceteras of bouquet or prayerbook, bridesmaids, pages, or wedding-cake."—News of the World.
Far too big a handful.
"150 YEARS AGO—JULY 20, 1767.
Reports of the borough treasurer of West Ham show a loss of £41,000 on the municipal tramways and a loss of £35,000 on the electricity undertaking."—Northampton Daily Echo.
So the eighteenth century was not so much behind the present time as we had been led to believe.
"Piano wanted by a lady to teach little girl to learn."—Provincial Paper.
One of those player-pianos with the new knuckle-rapping attachment, we suppose.
Tommy ("mopping up" captured trench). "IS THERE ANYONE DOWN THERE?"
Voice from dug out. "JA! JA! KAMERAD!"
Tommy. "THEN COME OUT HERE AND FRATERNISE."