INVENTIONS.
"Amongst a number of new inventions," says the Frankfischer Tagwacht, "is an imitation of the smell of Limburger cheese." This has caused some alarm and not a little interest in this country, as the following extracts will show:—
"Berlin Resident" states that he has too long been fed up with imitation meals, and for weeks past has had nothing to eat but holes from Limburger.
"Cynic" remarks that it is impossible for the German scientists to defeat the WOLFF wireless at inventions.
Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL is anxious to know whether they have yet discovered a substitute for The Morning Post.
The Times Greenwich correspondent wires: "If they have invented a method whereby a news report will make a noise like 'Passed by Censor' will they wire terms?"
Inscription on a French picture post-card:—
"Une locomotive abandonée devant Thiepval. One locomotive a profligate woman forepart Thiepval."
Smith minor is avenged.
