MOTTO FOR ALLOTMENT-HOLDERS.
"LET US SPRAY."
"We welcome back to a position he once filled so well, the Rev. ——, who is taking on the pork of the parish for the duration of the war."—Bath and Wilts Chronicle.
We trust it will agree with him.
"WANTED, a Very Plain Girl, very good references and photo asked, to care for three children and do housework."—Morning Paper.
You can almost see the green-eyed monster lurking in the background.
Soulful Soldier (carried away by red sunset). "BY JOVE! LOOK AT THAT! ISN'T IT GLORIOUS?"
His Tent Mate. "YUS. ANOTHER MUCKIN' 'OT DAY TO-MORRER."