A FRAGMENT.

So spake Sir GERARD (U.S.A.) and ceased.

Then answered WILLIAM, talking through his hat:

"When first the heathen rose against our realm,

That haunt of peace where all day long occurred

The cooing of innumerable doves,

I hailed my knighthood where I sat in hall

At high Potsdam the Palace, and they came;

And all the rafters rang with rousing Hochs.

"So to my feet they drew and kissed my boots

And laid their maily fists in mine and sware

To reverence their Kaiser as their God

And vice versâ; to uphold the Faith

Approved by me as Champion of the Church;

To ride abroad redressing Belgium's wrongs;

To honour treaties like a virgin's troth;

To serve as model in the nations' eyes

Of strength with sweetness wed; to hack their way

Without superfluous violence; to spare

The best cathedrals lest my heart should bleed,

Nor butcher babes and women, or at least

No more than needful—in a word, behave

Like Prussian officers, the flower of men.

"I bade them take ensample from their Lord

Of perfect manners, wearing on their helms

The bouquet of a blameless Junkerhood,

And be a law of culture to themselves,

Though other laws, not made in Germany,

Should perish, being scrapped. For so I deemed

That this our Order of the Table Round

Should mould its Christian pattern on the spheres,

Itself unchanged amid a world new-made,

And men should say, in that fair after-time,

'The old Order sticketh, yielding place to none.'"

So be. Whereat that other held his peace,

Seeming, for courtesy, to yield assent.

But, as within the lists at Camelot

Some temporary knight mislays his seat

And falls, and, falling, lets his morion loose,

And lights upon his head, and all the spot

Swells like a pumpkin, and he hides the bulge

Beneath his gauntlet lest it cause remark

And curious comment—so behind his hand

Sir GERARD's cheek, that had his tongue inside,

Swelled like a pumpkin....

O. S.