Commercial Candour.

From a tailor's advertisement:—

"HAVE YOU ANY BLUE SERGES? YES! WE HAVE — (REGD.) IN STOCK. THE SUIT TO ORDER .. 63/- Will last about another month."
Southern Daily Echo.


Quotation from an article in the Frankfurter Zeitung in praise of sandals:—

"When people saunter through the town without hats—who still wears a hat?—why should they not go without stockings?"
Times.

Well, the explanation may be that while the German head is hot the German feet are cold.