I STOOD AGAINST THE WINDOW.

I stood against the window

And looked between the bars,

And there were strings of fairies

Hanging from the stars;

Everywhere and everywhere

In shining swinging chains,

Like rainbows spun from moonlight

And twisted into skeins.

They kept on swinging, swinging,

They flung themselves so high

They caught upon the pointed moon

And hung across the sky;

And when I woke next morning

There still were crowds and crowds

In beautiful bright bunches

All sleeping on the clouds.


From a constable's evidence:—

"In his attempt to arrest her she threw herself on the ground and tried to smack his face."—Weekly Dispatch.

The long arm of the law resents such presumptuous rivalry.


"ALL KINDS OF DEVILS MADE TO ORDER.

—— & ——, SHEFFIELD."—The Ironmonger.

This looks uncommonly like an offer to trade with the enemy.


Wife (to warrior, whose politeness to the waitress has been duly noted). "HUM! YOU SEEM TO 'AVE COME BACK 'ALF FRENCH."